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elgatonegro
January 25th, 2007, 01:16 PM
1- Guys don't actually look for good-looking girls. They prefer presentable and neat girls.

2- Guys hate flirts.

3- A guy can like you in a minute and forget you after.

4- When a guy says he doesn't understand you, he actually means you're not thinking the way he is.

5- Guys love girls with brains all the more than girls in mini-skirts (When I say brains, I don't mean geeks)

6- "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first questions a guy could ask you on the phone just to get away from stammering.

7- Guys may be flirting around all the day, but before they go to sleep, they always think of the girl they really like.

8- When a guy really likes you, he disregards all your bad characteristics.

9- Guys go crazy over a girl's smile!

10- Guys try to find the stuffed toy the girl likes, but always end up buying the wrong one.

11- Guys can be wasters, especially if they want to make an impression, but actually, they are price-cautious.

12- Guys cannot keep secrets that a girl tells him.

13- Guys can brag about anything.

14- Guys think too much.

15- Guys hate it when girls talk about their boyfriend.

16- When a guy wants to meet your parents, let him.

17- A guy wants to tell you so many things but they couldn't. And they sure have one bad habit to find the courage and spirit to tell you, and that is DRINKING.

18- Guys cry.

19- Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

20- Don't provoke a guy to heat up. Believe me, he will!

21- Guys can never dream and hope too much.

22- When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

23- Giving a guy hanging messages like, "You know what..." would make him jump to the wrong conclusions.

24- Guys go crazy when a girl touches his hand.

25- Guys are good plotters in courting, but they actually stammer when they talk to the girl they really want.


to be continued . . .

elgatonegro
January 27th, 2007, 06:22 PM
26- A guy makes a prolonged "Uhm..." or makes a lot of excuses when you're asking him to do a favor, or to go out with you and your friends.

27- When a girl says "NO", a guy's heart says, "TRY AGAIN TOMORROW," especially if he is given clues that the girl likes him in return.

28- A girl's height doesn't really matter, but her weight does!

29- Guys tend to be serious and possessive in a relationship. Girls, watch out!

30- When a guy buys something very unyielding for a girl, it would be hard for him to let go.

31- It's not easy for a guy to forget his girlfriend after their break-up. Especially if they have been together for more than three years.

32- Flings follow after he breaks up with the girl he is so in love with. It would be a long time before he commits again.

33- You have to tell the guy what you really want, before he gets the message wrongly.

34- It's not really cute giggling behind a guy's back. It's actually an insult to him!

35- Girls mature faster than boys in emotional and physical aspects. But when they mature, you girls will be shocked!

36- A guy has an experience of rejection because if he is too good, never been hurt nor busted, never been involved, then he won't grow up or mature.

37- When unlikeable circumstances come, guys can become themselves a lot more than girls do. They even hurt physically.

38- Guys can be violent when provoked by their enemies, but not with girls

39- Some guys hate gays.

40- Even the seemingly nicest guy can talk dirty behind a girl's back.

41- Guys hate it when girls try to do what they do.

42- Guys are tigers with their peer groups, but they become pussycats with their girlfriends.

43- Guys talk about them too much, but gets turned off with girls who do the same.

44- Guys are curious beings.

45- Without girls, guys can turn into zombies without anything to talk about.

46- Guys have a strong passion, but weak willpower.

47- When a guy pretends to be calm and he is sweating, he is nervous.

48- When a guy acts super nice to a girl, he tends to tease and pick on her.

49- When a guy says he is going crazy about a girl, he really is.

50- Guys feel secured when a girl phones him. This act doesn't look cheap for them.


to be continued . . . :)

ianks8
January 27th, 2007, 08:52 PM
Dme nman nito sir elgatonegro. buking n buking n tyu ng mga gurls nyan. heheheheee....:D

elgatonegro
January 30th, 2007, 10:08 AM
@ianks8,
hindi nman masyado bro. Binibigyan ko lang sila ng mga hints. :D


50- Guys feel secured when a girl phones him. This act doesn't look cheap for them.

51- When you keep a guy waiting for 30 minutes, of course it's not okay. He is just being nice.

52- When a guy tells you to leave him alone, he is actually saying, "Come, listen to me, please,"

53- It's a fact that guys are physically superior, but emotionally inferior.

54- Guys can hold their emotions longer than girls can, but once it bursts out, they couldn't control it.

55- Guys don't have the final decision.

56- When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

57- When a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

58- When a guy is silent, say something!

59- Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but they will still court the girl anyway. And he later realizes that he made the wrong decision.

60- Guys hate it when girls act as if they are going to hell.

61- Guys go crazy over girls with bedroom-soft voice over the phone.

62- Guys like feminity but not femaleness (Huh?!)

63- Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

64- If a guy loves you a lifetime, he really does.

65- A guy may instantly know if a girl likes him but will never be too sure ifshe will tell him by herself.

66- A guy could waste his time over basketball and video games, just as girls do over romance novels and make-up.

67- Guys love girls who can cook.

68- Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

69- You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

70- Guys love their moms!

71- Guys have more problems than what could be seen by the naked eye.

72- A guy can waste his lunch money just to get you a bunch of roses.

73- A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

74- A guy may think of the girls who like him, but it doesn't mean he likes her back.

75- Don't be a snob. Guys often give up on the first sign of rejection.


to be continued . . . :)

DawnRipper
January 30th, 2007, 10:37 AM
girls sekwet naman....

Rocky_Alexis05
January 30th, 2007, 01:22 PM
ay kulang... d pa po un 100 eh... hehehe.... wait na lang ako ng kasunod... and tama si sir dawnripper, sna girls sekwet naman ang susunod....

tellybuhay
January 30th, 2007, 06:35 PM
ten-bits! type ko kasi guys eh.

Yun oh!

Wolver888
January 30th, 2007, 06:54 PM
Hindi na ito secret kung ganon.:D

Dann Pill
January 30th, 2007, 08:39 PM
NOT TRUE! mga 98% lang yun tama.. hehe...

aladdin
January 31st, 2007, 12:50 AM
Da best po yung #67.. Guys love girls who can COOK!:D
at saka #55.. Guys do not have final decision :nuts:
.. kasi po po pag di masarap ang luto niya, wala po akong decision kung masarap o hinde.. sa kanya pong decision MASARAP parin yun.. wa nako say...:o

elgatonegro
January 31st, 2007, 12:16 PM
@Rocky_Alexis05,
eto na bro yung kasunod! :D

@Wolver888,
tama ka bro. :D

@Dann Pill,
halos 100% na din yun eh! onti na lang. :D

@aladdin,
gusto mo pala yung manyaman (masarap) kung magluto ah! :D



here's the cont . . .

76- Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice.

77- Girls who bathe in their colognes repel, rather than attract guys.

78- Guys are more talkative than girls.

79- Guys don't comprehend the phrase, "Get lost!" too well.

80- When a guy tells you about his ideal girl, don't try to copy it, or he'll ask it outright to you.

81- Guys really think that girls are strangers and unpredictable, but still love them more for that.

82- A guy can make a gossip scatter through half the world faster than girls can.

83- When a guy gives you a crooked and pretentious smile at your joke, he finds it unmoving or insulting.

84- Guys don't really care how shiny their shoes are.

85- Guys tend to generalize girls.

86- When a guy tells you about his problems, he doesn't need your advice. He just needs someone to talk to and someone who listens.

87- Any guy can handle a problem all by himself, but is too stubborn to deal with it.

88- Guys hate girls who find themselves cute (Ouch)

89- Guys find it securing when a girl laughs or smiles at his joke.

90- Guys from experience, not from romance novels, can give girls quite a start.

91- Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help regarding his problems with you, may end up cheating on you.

92- When your boyfriend looks at, or talks to another girl, it doesn't mean he is cheating on you.

93- Guys hate girls who are being "leashed" by their girl friends.

94- Guys can get jealous if his friend steals his girlfriend's attention from him.

95- Guy's weakest point is at the knees.

96- Like the eve, girls are guy's weakness.

97- Guys are very open about themselves.

98- No guy is bad when he is courting.

99- When problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

100- It's good to test a guy first before you believe in him, but don't let them wait that long!

101- Guys are not good in fixing themselves. Meaning, they are not good in fixing things.

littlegirl
February 1st, 2007, 04:13 AM
:?
1- Guys don't actually look for good-looking girls. They prefer presentable and neat girls.
- Oh yeah? kaya ba halos ma twist na yung mga leeg ninyo pag may good looking girl na dumadaan?

2- Guys hate flirts.
-But want to play with them :evil:

3- A guy can like you in a minute and forget you after.
-not new to girls.. kaya nga ibang pangalan ang tinatawag nnyo di ba?

4- When a guy says he doesn't understand you, he actually means you're not thinking the way he is.
-and you'd really want us to think the way yuo do?? poor world..if that happens :eek:

5- Guys love girls with brains all the more than girls in mini-skirts (When I say brains, I don't mean geeks)
-ok.. we love guys with brains too..oh especially if they use that brain

6- "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first questions a guy could ask you on the phone just to get away from stammering.
-hmmm...:rolleyes:

7- Guys may be flirting around all the day, but before they go to sleep, they always think of the girl they really like.
-they think of the girl that they really like for the day.. the next night iba na naman :O

8- When a guy really likes you, he disregards all your bad characteristics.
-now where is this guy hiding??

9- Guys go crazy over a girl's smile!
- well.. guys are weak hehehe

10- Guys try to find the stuffed toy the girl likes, but always end up buying the wrong one.
-kasi naman you have to pay attention when she tells you what she likes, wag lingon ng lingon sa ibang chick

11- Guys can be wasters, especially if they want to make an impression, but actually, they are price-cautious.
-kaya pala pag nag asawa na sinasabihan na ang misis na mag tipid

12- Guys cannot keep secrets that a girl tells him.
- this guy.. is definitely GAY :banana:

13- Guys can brag about anything.
-and everything

14- Guys think too much.
-about their bikes and cars

15- Guys hate it when girls talk about their boyfriend.
-err.. you also hate it when we talk about our girl friends.. so what do you want to talk about???

16- When a guy wants to meet your parents, let him.
-ok.. but just so you know, sundalo tatay ko :O

17- A guy wants to tell you so many things but they couldn't. And they sure have one bad habit to find the courage and spirit to tell you, and that is DRINKING.
-and they end up telling you all the all the not- so-important things, and then they sleep

18- Guys cry.
-yeah.. some guys do. the rest are too proud to show it to girls

19- Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
-we know that :evil:

20- Don't provoke a guy to heat up. Believe me, he will!
-then they use the "im only human" excuse =b

21- Guys can never dream and hope too much.
-no comment :D

22- When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
-hmmm.. do we wait until its you who turns his back?

23- Giving a guy hanging messages like, "You know what..." would make him jump to the wrong conclusions.
-but guys almost always jumps to the wrong conclusion

24- Guys go crazy when a girl touches his hand.
-oopss..kaya pala isang touch lang ng chick nakakalimutan nyo na kami..huhuhu

25- Guys are good plotters in courting, but they actually stammer when they talk to the girl they really want.
-kaya minsan nauunahan kayo dun sa girl..tsk tsk tsk


to be continued din ito.. dami nyo kasing sekreto eh..hahaha

aladdin
February 1st, 2007, 04:20 AM
-now where is this guy hiding??

Ma'am, I'm not hiding.. andito lang po ako hehehe... :D

*piNkKeRNeL*
February 1st, 2007, 04:21 AM
nice job m'littlegirl!

oh ano kayo ngayon guys? :evil:

ianks8
February 1st, 2007, 04:28 AM
sir elgatonegro 202 Gal's secret nman....

aladdin
February 1st, 2007, 04:35 AM
nice job m'littlegirl!

oh ano kayo ngayon guys? :evil:
Ah Ewan!!!... hehehe :clap:

littlegirl
February 1st, 2007, 04:37 AM
Ah Ewan!!!... hehehe :clap:

a typical guy's answer =b :evil:

aladdin
February 1st, 2007, 04:42 AM
a typical guy's answer =b :evil:
hehehe bakit ma'am alam mo yung typical na sagut.. typical po ba sya ma'am?.. sino sya? :D

littlegirl
February 1st, 2007, 04:47 AM
di ko pa po ito nasasagot pero this applies to you sir @aladdin:

44- Guys are curious beings.

:O:O

aladdin
February 1st, 2007, 05:57 AM
di ko pa po ito nasasagot pero this applies to you sir @aladdin:

44- Guys are curious beings.

:O:O
ma'am mali po yung word na curious... mas tama po ang TSISMOSO hahaha (jowk):O .. Guys are curious when there is something to be curious about... :)

littlegirl
February 1st, 2007, 06:08 AM
curious nalng po para maganda pakinggan.. pero ganun na rin yun. :D

aladdin
February 1st, 2007, 06:17 AM
curious nalng po para maganda pakinggan.. pero ganun na rin yun. :D
Kasi po interesado ang guy kaya nagiging curious.. General rule po.. ang guy ay walang pakialam sa mundo.. puwera lang po sa kanilang motor hehehe.. :). Sabi nga po.. mess up with my girl.. I may mess up with you.. mess up with my bike.. I will surely kill you.. :O

elgatonegro
April 30th, 2007, 06:49 PM
Is this a FRENCH KISS or a VACUUM KISS? :k

sue
May 1st, 2007, 01:05 PM
for me,i dont agree with #78.. kase po i think women are more talkative than men and not the other way around..sa actions i believe jan magaling mga lalake,action speaks louder dan words ika nga..and also body language lam nila kilatisin.