Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Men...

A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.
Motorcycles never develop spare tires.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get you pregnant.
A motorcycle doesn't care what time of month it is.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.
You don't have to kick your motorcycle to get it going.
Your motorcycle won't judge your friends.
If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.
Your motorcycle won't ogle other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy motorcycle.
If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.
Motorcycles don't care about breast size.
If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You don't have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing.
You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.
Your motorcycle won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.
You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get limp.
Your parents won't keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a novice.
Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
Motorcycles don't make you late.
Your motorcycle won't complain when you use protection.
If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get a disease from a motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't care if you fake it.
Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.
Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.
Your motorcycle doesn't have to show off in front of other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won't lie to you.
Your motorcycle doesn't care how heavy you are.
In the morning, your motorcycle won't poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.
Your motorcycle won't shrink when it's cold.
You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle can't ride around behind your back.
If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it.
Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.
You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.
Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.
Motorcycles don't need pick-up lines.
You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to.
Motorcycles don't snore.

:>

a motorcycle won't get back at you if you dump it.

i think that applies for both sexes. :>

nice one!:D

That is just sweet... :)
Most of it apply to why bikes are better than women too!!

here's afew...

Motorcycles won't nag at yah if you forgot to do something.
Motorcycles do not care about your size.
Motorcycles will never be late.
Motorcycles will not flicker their eyes and start brushing their hair to other motorcycles.
You can ride a motorcycle as hard and as long as you like and your motorcycle will beg for more.
If you don't like the sound your motorcycle makes, you can always change the end can.
If you don't like the way your motorcycle handles, you can always change your motorcycle's attitudes.

On the other hand, here is why motorcycles are like women...

'If you don't respect your motorcycle, your motorcycle will slap you, kick your nuts and throw you off.":O

ahhhh i see, i see

hi maite

and you never have to guess what mood your motorcycle is in because it is always in a good one. and it doesn't change abruptly. and it won't lock you out of the bathroom too.

hi sharky!

one last thing..why is it good for a woman to be on a pack of riders?........................................so someone can ask directions when they get lost. :D

bikes are (much) better than men coz bikes are more handsome, practical, obedient, loyal, & sexier than men (mwah) :>

You don't really mean that, do you? I mean you can expect some guys to joke like that. I like my bike but it won't keep me warm at night. It won't tell me that I'm a good man, when I really need to here it. Most of all though, a good woman is like sunshine on a cloudy day. You know, when its gray and gloomy out and then you see that first ray of light. :) I could say a-lot more but I'll leave it there. Derek

I think bikes are safer than girlfriends. It gets really dangerous when the wife hears about a girlfriend :)

But old bikes need to be washed and looked after while the women mostly look after themselves.

Love love, I think you have not met the right man yet :>

I remember when sex was safe and bikes were dangerous (you just had to watch out for the father with a shotgun) :O

uncle frank i can say that its good to here that "there's a time that sex is safe and bikes were dangerous"

but now what can we say? with due respect with your bike and following the code of safe driving i can say that now bieks are more safe and sex is a bit dangerous.... he he he

.....it is just a humorous posting .. men for ages has compared girls with their cars...nowadays, men are compared to a lady's bike :D but is there really a comparison? =b ....lemme think now...huhm......huhmmm....one more time.......huhmmm....

If a woman has the right bike/man,

BOTH can:

...be ridden
...satisfy
...please
...feel good
...make you feel damn sexy
...make noise if handled in certain way
...give you multiple rides
...hurt you at times
...dump you
...burn you
...cost money
...require attention
...be sat on



feel free to add if you can think of anything else... :*:D

Originally posted by lovey
.....it is just a humorous posting .. men for ages has compared girls with their cars...nowadays, men are compared to a lady's bike :D but is there really a comparison? =b ....lemme think now...huhm......huhmmm....one more time.......huhmmm....

If a woman has the right bike/man,

BOTH can:

...be ridden
...satisfy
...please
...feel good
...make you feel damn sexy
...make noise if handled in certain way
...give you multiple rides
...hurt you at times
...dump you
...burn you
...cost money
...require attention
...be sat on



feel free to add if you can think of anything else... :*:D

....hmmm!!!:drool: ....i love the "sat on" part.:drool: :crazy: :o

....also...difference between a bike and a g.f. - you don't like your bike to get wet, right? :>

Originally posted by lovey
....also...difference between a bike and a g.f. - you don't like your bike to get wet, right? :>

any which way....well, it gets slippery when wet:drool: :drool: :crazy:

Bikes will never ask for a Vuitton, Chanel or a Prada bag. Bikes will never ask for a diamond ring. Bikes will never ask for a date at an expensive restaurant. Bikes only eats up gasoline and will never get fat. Bikes will never ask for monthly groceries. AND men does not need to make up funky, out of this world excuses to his bike whenever he arrives late at 4:00 in the morning.

Originally posted by lovey
....also...difference between a bike and a g.f. - you don't like your bike to get wet, right? :>

....lovey.....ah...eh....paamoy naman ng kilikili dyan o...:o ......i'd like to know if it smells as sweet as my scoot.....parang pinipig with a whif of 747.....heheheh!:* :eek:

Ricci,

where's Carlo? my scooter & i are waiting for him!!! :angry:

Originally posted by Love2
bikes are (much) better than men coz bikes are more handsome, practical, obedient, loyal, & sexier than men (mwah) :>

Then your mans piston must be stuck up. Change your man girl! :O

Originally posted by Love2
bikes are (much) better than men coz bikes are more handsome, practical, obedient, loyal, & sexier than men (mwah) :>

But my fluids are 100% natural.

Originally posted by Love2
bikes are (much) better than men coz bikes are more handsome, practical, obedient, loyal, & sexier than men (mwah) :>

soooo....you like cold as steel stuff huh!?!:8 ;)

better warn Carlo Yalo he will become cold like frozen titanium & crushed carbon fiber if he doesnt fix my scooter soon :angry:

Love2...... chill yo! Ye might blow a head and start leakin'!:D

Carlo Yalo has made so much false promises already plus he still owes us money (6 digits with 1 comma & 1 decimal point) i've been so patient waiting so long (as in more than half a year already) now can you blame me? :?

get laid baby, stay cool.

Originally posted by Love2
better warn Carlo Yalo he will become cold like frozen titanium & crushed carbon fiber if he doesnt fix my scooter soon :angry:

....sorry lov2 dear.....you'll have to bring it to his shop....he say's he's busy from the two year back log....heheheh!:D

guys... guys... take it easy ya....you are getting out of the thread...:D

burn rubber not your soul....keep the wheel turning...

If you have nothing good to say, .........

Originally posted by ricci
....sorry lov2 dear.....you'll have to bring it to his shop....he say's he's busy from the two year back log....heheheh!:D

aieee . . . :angry:

please tell him at least be man enough to reply lang sana whenever we try to contact him i dont think he wants the former owner of the Aprilia scooter to get really fed up with his same old excuses for more than a year already :angry:

Originally posted by Love2
aieee . . . :angry:

please tell him at least be man enough to reply lang sana whenever we try to contact him i dont think he wants the former owner of the Aprilia scooter to get really fed up with his same old excuses for more than a year already :angry:

I don't know what the specifics are... but why not just go to the shop and speak to him personally? If he insists on avoiding the issue or giving lame excuses, then you may need to start thinking about legal action to recover any money lost as a result of his non-compliance/response. If/when he sees a subpoena for a court date... you may just get that scooter done. Hit him where it hurts -- his wallet...

My 2 cents...

Originally posted by madela
guys... guys... take it easy ya....you are getting out of the thread...:D
burn rubber not your soul....keep the wheel turning...

my apologies for going out of the topic besides that i dont get to see nor communicate with Ricci often im really losing my patience with his friend (my scooter mechanic) already again im sorry & i hope you guys understand even nobody is in my situation with Carlo Yalo now :{

Originally posted by Love2
my apologies for going out of the topic besides that i dont get to see nor communicate with Ricci often im really losing my patience with his friend (my scooter mechanic) already again im sorry & i hope you guys understand even nobody is in my situation with Carlo Yalo now :{

lov2 dear, yun puso, yun puso......in this situation....my guess is......walk the talk nalang.....i think you'll get there/it faster (you won't expend so much energy and patience - maybe time)....!!!!right:C peace

I can't picture Love2 with a kunut face. Watch the lines...

ill make sure no lines anywhere on me even if im mad its Carlo Yalo who's going to have unpleasant painful lines everywhere on him if he isnt man enough to face me personally soon & he shouldn't abuse my patience :angry:

Have you had your beauty sleep yet Love2? Maybe you need some of Botchix happy pills. Init pa rin ulo mo? Victor!!! Vien Aki Todits Pronto.

Originally posted by Love2
ill make sure no lines anywhere on me even if im mad its Carlo Yalo who's going to have unpleasant painful lines everywhere on him if he isnt man enough to face me personally soon & he shouldn't abuse my patience :angry:

.....ooooohhhhh! i didn't know you were into S & M (whips and chains and leather goodies - "whappaaaakkkk!!!! oooohhh! hurt me, hurt me..............hihihihi!!!:D :D :D peace!:>

Kaya nga ba ako takot sa Filipina, malambing man ay pag nagalit super tapang:argue:



ricci wrote:
.....ooooohhhhh! i didn't know you were into S & M (whips and chains and leather goodies - "whappaaaakkkk!!!! oooohhh! hurt me, hurt me..............hihihihi!!! peace!

Whips, chains and leather...WOW!!! Pwede bang mag request na samahan ng mouth gag at kandila:nuts:
(exit muna ako, punta munang drug store para bumili ng sebo de macho para sa mga whip marks ko:D )

Originally posted by ricci
.....ooooohhhhh! i didn't know you were into S & M (whips and chains and leather goodies - "whappaaaakkkk!!!! oooohhh! hurt me, hurt me..............hihihihi!!!:D :D :D peace!:>

Ricci,

im very harmless in real life just tell Carlo not to provoke me & abuse my patience lang ok Carlo knows its a different story na especially when Victor decides what to do with him if he doesnt communicate & cooperate with us :angry:

ricci.... hmmmmm..... kinky!!!!!!!:O

Ronnel.... nasubukan mo na ba yung sinasakal para tumagal ang ligaya?:>

Botchix: Hindi ko masasagot ang tanong mo pero meroon akong first aid kit at CPR kit:I
Nasubukan mo na ba yung elec. schocks???:> :I :>

(exit muna ulit, bili ako ng pink elephant pants:banana: )

who is Carlo? and who is Victor? and what's with all the S&M, screaming, pain, shouting, moaning and torture here??? :? :? :? :crazy: :>

BOTCHIX!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy pills for everyone please. (sakalin mo ko, sakalin mo ko, dali!) :D =b :O

Originally posted by Ronnel de Ramos
.....................................
Nasubukan mo na ba yung elec. schocks???:> :I :>

(exit muna ulit, bili ako ng pink elephant pants:banana: )

....ah...eeh!.....ronnel..........mas maganda ba yon sa SHOWA o OHLINS.....dehins!!???:D

AYOS!......pink elepants!!!! parang "COOL BABY COOL!"

Originally posted by botchix
ricci.... hmmmmm..... kinky!!!!!!!:O

Ronnel.... nasubukan mo na ba yung sinasakal para tumagal ang ligaya?:>

.....ahh!....botchix........medyo............UMUPO NALANG SA MUKHA KO......pwede rin....:drool: :drool:

ricci wrote: .....ahh!....botchix........medyo............UMUPO NALANG SA MUKHA KO......pwede rin....

Ingat ka dyan dahil dati ay napagkamalan akong upuan ng isang Russian chic (model at dancer na para bang Brazilian lambada na may maraming pakpak sa ulo). Nawalan ako ng hininga at halos ma flat out talaga.:I

Kailangan ay parating naka SNORKEL:> :I :>

(where's my goggles, snorkel and my fins??? Ngayong gabi ay diver ang costume ko:D )

Originally posted by SVince650S
who is Carlo? and who is Victor?

Victor Velasquez is my boyfriend & our 2000 millenium superbike champion of the Philippines :C

http://motorcyclephilippines.com/photopost/showgallery.php?cat=500&ppuser=2558

Carlo Yalo is my scooter mechanic who owes us 7 digits with 1 comma & 1 decimal point for almost 2 years for the Aprilia scooter he bought from us plus he has a long overdue back job with my scooter for almost half a year already, he's a good scooter racer (drag & track), AND sad to say he isnt even man enough to communicate or face us personally everytime we always try to contact him :angry:

Guyssssssss! langya! This thread is about bikes and men!!!

Ronnel!!! Put the diving gear in the closet!:angry:

Ricci!!!!!! Errrrrrr.... Cut down on Redbulls and stop raiding my meds cabinet! :angry:

Pero ang totoong rason kung bakit bikes are better than men ay:

Bikes are moving, throbing, hot, exciting, electrifying vibrator that handle and perform according to their size, weight and power delivery! Just keep them serviced and fed with juice and your ecstacy will be prolong almost indefinitely!:I

Now, for the question " Why are bikes better than women?

Sagot ay " It's the sound they make which beg to be taken to the limit everytime you take her for a ride! ":> :drool:

ricci Tol, Baka naman natin pwedeng bigyan ng tulong si Love2. Maski sino naman ay talagang mamurublema kapag ganito ang sitwasyon.
Huhulihin ko kiliti mo. Pag natulungan mo si Love2 ay papadalhan kita ng mga downloads ko sa P2P na nasa CD na alam kong paboritong-paborito mo:D . Ano ba ang OK Hap, puti o Neg?:I

Botchix: My diving gear is in the closet :D can I bring out my cowboy gear?:>

*** Bike's don't nag when I eat too much and it won't complain if I get fat***

Howbout we just retitle this thread "How to bastardize a thread, taught by Love2"

Originally posted by Ronnel de Ramos
ricci Tol, Baka naman natin pwedeng bigyan ng tulong si Love2. Maski sino naman ay talagang mamurublema kapag ganito ang sitwasyon.
Huhulihin ko kiliti mo. Pag natulungan mo si Love2 ay papadalhan kita ng mga downloads ko sa P2P na nasa CD na alam kong paboritong-paborito mo:D . Ano ba ang OK Hap, puti o Neg?:I

Botchix: My diving gear is in the closet :D can I bring out my cowboy gear?

*** Bike's don't nag when I eat too much and it won't complain if I get fat***

:O :O :O :D :nuts: :bouncy: .......TAMA NA, TAMA NA, NALULUHA NA YUN.....UTIN KO.....HOHOHOHOOHO!!! (kung meron kang liv tyler in the buff....i will be indebted to you the rest of my potency......hahahah!!:drool: )

Originally posted by Iszlandsnow
Howbout we just retitle this thread "How to bastardize a thread, taught by Love2"

i have already apologized to everybody here in this thread earlier & if its not enough again im sorry it just so happens that i dont see Ricci often in person i only get to catch him here in the forums plus Ricci happens to be Carlo's scooter team mate, photographer, friend, or whatever thats why i can only communicate with Ricci here in the forums i never had intentions to go off topic in this thread but i cant help it if others are curious & ask whats the whole story so i just explain & tell the truth hoping you guys understand its so damn hard to make money & yet with all the hassles this guy (Carlo) who owes me money is just somewhere out there scootering around . . .

Ricci,

im sorry i didnt mean to involve you but you're the only one (at least) i know who has communication with Carlo especially during scooter races that's why i communicate with you hoping as scooter friends you will help me you're lucky Carlo doesnt owe you money & this is also a perfect example why bikes are better than men coz bikes are not like Carlo Yalo . . .