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Jake
May 27th, 2004, 09:11 AM
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Will allow you to interact more normally with various biker microcultures. Using forced-fractal image projection and high-speed clue building database recognition, this ex-black ops military technology is now available to the motorcyclist. Cross-microcultural stealth is now yours! For example, drive your ratty, high-mileage dual sport to a Ducatisti meeting, and the rapid-compilation 'clue building' software quickly (.02 secs) averages a 'look' for you and your machine, cloaking you via forced-fractal projection into an innocuous moto-conformist. Your bike will blend in, and so will you, allowing you to look at bikes, mingle, and not be harassed or snubbed. Look in a rearview mirror and behold yourself resplendent in a Vanson jacket and a Blues Brothers mini chin beard. No one will know! Comes with one scanner and two image projectors (one for you, one for your bike). An add-on audio emulator is available for $380.00 for the ultimate in stealth. Cruise the main street of Sturgis, and your duct-taped Helix becomes a throbbing Fat Bob. Do be careful around Shriner parades and mopeds. Satisfaction or your money back.
Manufacturer: Walnut
CAT. NO. FUN $ 82,579.77

Blitz
June 2nd, 2004, 03:22 AM
Cool eh! So with this high tech gadget it'll make one ordinary man to project as a hunky-dory enthusiast of a two-wheeled vehicle (also called a bicycle) that has a gasoline-fed motor plus an internal combustion engine and protruding pipe that emits C02 gas, a 4 to 6 gear transmission and whose motor displaces more than 150 cubic centimeters and normally comes with a seat or saddle for the butt of the rider to rest on and a handle bar to allow the rider to navigate. This vehicle, of course, is designed to travel on not more than 3 wheels in contact with earth and should usually weigh less than 1,500 pounds.

Oh, yeah, you were talking about this cool stuff. Not a motorcycle. Geeee :argue: